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Videos about the strangely viral methaphone were viewed more than 200 million times, and now you can buy one. Such fortune!

methaphone looks like a simple acrylic slab — and it is. But it's also a stand-in, a totem, and an alibi. It's a step on the road to freedom.

Translucent by design: Light and imagination pass through it uninterrupted
Do Not Disturb reimagined from the ground up: Runs on the Eternally Unbothered OS
Powered entirely by ambient light: Display adjusts instantly. Dark mode is really dark.
Fully compatible with innate curiosity: Optimized for your own agency and emerging ambition

Bring as a toy to drinks or dinner. Pass it around and watch adults play together.

Hand it to a child and watch their mind light up. They know many ways to play phone!

Slide it in your pocket to feel that phone shape. Leave the house without the ‘it’s gone!’ twitch.

Material: Cast acrylic. No electronics or batteries.

🇯🇵 For orders in Japan, please

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